Report: I am not happy about this infinite scrolling.

The understated design is exactly why it will stand out. When every other car on the road looks like the lovechild of a crinkle-cut french fry and an electric razor, sleek and minimalist turns heads.

Do you mean the position in the header image? Spooning? That is literally the only position I orgasm in.

and I pee in the shower.

A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

lol manual gearbox with a single R and F.

How bout I just do squats with mini plates, and by mini plates I mean donuts, and by squats I mean slightly bend my knees when retrieving said donut from the box in the break room?

Somewhere I want to teach.

Imagine if this was reversed.

My deep concern is that Trump (or at least his team) knows this recursive tendency and exploits it to distract his supporters and casual observers from the real issue — his Russian entanglements. I think his press conference last week, the declaration of War Against the Media, the fights over “voter fraud” and crowd…

Mike Flynn immediately after submitting his resignation:

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I thought if your baby is crying it has to be checked.

Seeing as how this country was founded on a bunch of guys from another country barging their way over here, and in the rudest, most violent way possible, I find it so ironic that Trumpets are so hung-up on illegal immigrants.

Every year I dread the resolution rush on the gym, and every year I’m pleasantly surprised because the squat racks are open. I wish I wasn’t pleasantly surprised! All those folks waiting on one of the slog machines of sadness could be doing so much more for themselves, and they’d be in and out.

You don’t wash an Oldsmobile Aerotech, the body is designed in such a way that any water that falls on the car is routed to the engine via the midship funnel areas on either side of the canopy.

Curious: now that trichinosis (sp?) is pretty much entirely eliminated in US pork, some are starting to say that we can actually undercook pork safely. What’s the threat from chicken? Why does the interior of the chicken have to be fully cooked as well?

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