Wow. There really is a gif for everything, eh?

Totally. One of my friends has a mom who has been married NINE times. All of them engagements within weeks or months of meeting. Friend’s biggest fear was that she would repeat the cycle (her dad was marriage #2, so she had a rotating cast of step-dads).

Opposite side of that is that I know someone who gets married at the drop of a panty. The number of times she’s gotten divorced and had settlements judged against her (three of the last five she’s had to “give” a car to, and the last one she’s paying alimony, and the first one got the condo they were in at the time,)…

I hope one of them looks up “annulment.” Because, otherwise, I’m with your husband.

I know two people, who (outwardly) are really normal and smart. They divorced after 10 + years of marriage and two children. But they believe that they divorced only legally, which takes care of property separation and child support/custody issues. Both believe that, although they do not live together or share money…

They’re not commiting the sin of divorce, the gays are forcing them to commit the sin of divorce. We’re coming into their house, wrapping them up in rainbow ropes and threatening them with glitter bombs until they do it. And since the glitter bombs will turn THEM gay (they think), they just HAVE to avoid it.

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

The Jensens: “We’re gonna divorce because of gay marriage!”

Yeah, exactly. I'm a trans woman, engineer, lesbian who likes rock climbing and pants and shooting my (.22) rifle. I have very little investment in gender stereotypes.

I totally also play the game where I walk around turning off all the lights every 2 seconds. ughhh

After this whole conversation, I’m beginning to feel a little queasy about any kind of interaction with any human being ever again. Let’s all just seal ourselves into zorb bubbles and die quietly, please.

Eh, I think the whole swishing saliva in each others mouths is the problem, which most people do on like the second date.

Considering all the bodily fluids that married couples cheerfully share on a regular basis, the horror of occasionally using the same toothbrush seems fairly arbitrary. I’m not saying it would thrill me, but if I’m happy to have a man’s dick in my mouth, drawing the line at his toothbrush would be more than a little…

Married people do that all the time, after a few years together, especially if you’ve got kids, you run out of fucks to give, you just grab what’s handy.

I was followed by Jezebel on my old account by commenting daily. Now I comment all the time and see MRAs in the black before me. This system is bunk.

This needs more stars!!

My long-ago roommate whose parents similarly paid for everything took it a step further - if she ran out of food or cigarettes or anything else, she just took mine. Then she’d tell me she had, giggling, like it was cute. Stealing isn’t fucking cute. Stealing from someone who’s struggling from paycheck to paycheck and…

do you think he comments

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