Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

This may sound decidedly unromantic but my last name is fairly ungainly. I have always thought that my decision would center around who had the most aesthetically pleasing surname. Does this make me a bad person?

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

I’m 64 and still have it. A grey/white cat my Dad went and bought the day I was born. I’m the youngest of 3 by 11 years and the only girl.

When you push your spouse off a cliff, do not keep possession of an area map with an X indicating the spot.

Is there anyone else who was totally baffled by stuffed toys as a child? I had this lovely teddy bear that I took to bed every night when I was little, without ever understanding why. Woke up every morning to find it on the floor and felt terrible that I was so bad at being a four year old. Still had no idea what the…

Took me 6 years of reading before I started posting. When I get negative reactions I’m taken aback for weeks before I can try again.

I had a teddy bear that my brother hated. He tried to flush it down the toilet, turned the burner on the stove on and put it on it, threw it out the window of our car while I was sleeping (a nice couple behind us saw it, pulled over to pick it up, then followed us until we stopped to return it). Through all the damage…

It makes me laugh that being an early riser is now seen as a legitimate qualification for president. I can’t wait to tell my mother she should run for president. Also, we all need to inform our cats the next time they want breakfast at 5 a.m. It’s never too early to start thinking about their presidential campaigns.…

So, is it a puppy/hippo or a puppy/elephant? Whatever it is, it’s the cutest little affront to God and Nature that I’ve ever seen.

Grant Show as Blake Carrington.

Can we just skip the impeachment and annul this presidency? I’d say we could just abort it, but we’re in the second trimester, and Paul Ryan is going to make sure we carry it to term, even if it kills us.

It’s funny to make fun of someone by saying they have a low paying job

This is a definite reach.

There is so much nasty judgement in these comments.

Jenner added, “I’m out there trying to make a difference in the world. There’s a lot of drama in the Kardashian family.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”