If they have mouse droids, why not cat droids? Cat droids to torment the mouse droids. 

Was the team manager named Trump?

Wrong! Had a MK VI, drove it 7 years, and 70+k miles, and never had an issue. And it was APR chipped for 50k of those miles.

Yup! Golf R. I'm 47, and I drive one.

God yes!

An actual hearse, without the monster trucky, stupidity, might be worth a look for 4-5k. Just for the driving around in hearse weirdness. CP all the way.

Has Tony Siragussa delt with the drunken advances of Joe Namath?

Stupid test! Just down shift. If you want to test hp, and torque, strap the car to a dyno. The real world doesn't work like that.

Go big, or go home!

I actually got the Alfa. I had one. Inherited from my Dad. Very distinct tails. 

Sweep the leg Johnny.

That's so stupid!

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Russian Standard makes you do stupid shit. And there is video proof. Lots of it......

Is the wood being harvested by the illegal imigant children who are separated from their parents?

911's don't catch fire at stop lights. 

A cool day will greatly improve performance, especially on a turbo engine. Transmissions also make a difference. My golf r (tuned) will do a 12 flat in the 1/4 on a 70°F day. I lose almost a second for every 10-15° increase. Saw it myself on consecutive days at the drag strip.

Vomit! I'd vomit a whole brand new Ferrari 250 GTO, one part at a time. Sell the bitch for 70 Mil, and my bulemic ass would be set for life. 

2 words! Hood pins!

“Owning a dog is like having a very hairy, profoundly retarded child, who will never get any smarter.”