Angular, and very cool!

Angular, and cool? Two words.

Quarter mile? That was a “Fast, and Furious” quarter mile. That 10.8 second quarter took 25 seconds. I love reality!

It’s not the idea. The problem is the parts used. Think a Caprice rear, and a similar 50's era Chevy front. Add an LS crate motor, six speed, RWD, now you got something.

Not only did dipshit delay the passengers on board, but he most likely delayed the out bound trip as well.

Intentionally putting Coke in my gas tank is the worst! I hate when that happens!

Who’s wants o be within 100 yards of a 300 mph blowout? Or a 280 mph blowout for that matter. Just stupid!

I always have slight claustrophobia. My window, like my mind is always cracked.

I was going to check a can of biscuit dough with a battery attached. Glad I read this first. I can buy biscuit dough, wires, and and batteries in Orlando I guess.

Throwing too much time, and effort at “insane acceleration” instead of a product you can get in and out of might be the issue.

I love dogs, but if that Mother scratcher was chewing on my car, and I had a gun he would have been shot. I would have happily plugged him, cracked it’s cranium with a slug. He would have been an ex-dog!

Like all cars, it could use 20 more.

Had a mk V, unreliable. Rattles and too many cels to count. A mk VI, unbreakable, APR stage 2, loved it to 80k. I now drive a mk VII R. A truly fine automobile. But I long for a mk I, or II.

It’ll do about 125 in the quarter mile. About 2 city blocks.

You don’t need a Harley to wear leather chaps.

Have a 2016 APR stage 1 golf R, and I can run circles around every car mentioned, except the caddy. The car is quiet smooth, roomy, and beautifully appointed. 99.9% of people have no idea what the car is capable of. And all together with the tune it was under 42k. Sounds like a perfect match.

Saw a shitty MK2 last night. Slammed on 18's, fake BBS’s, front and rear, right fenders rusted to shit, and it made a sound that I would describe as flatulent John Deer. Wanted to race me(,MKVI GTI). Laughed, and ignored him.