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This movie is AMAZING. I dare you not to cry during the ee cummings moment.

You know how Fox could solve this whole thing? Give the movie away.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the

2017?!??!?! THATS SO FAR AWAY

I was watching Say Yes to the Dress and a girl’s father increased the budget because “you can’t put a price on our daughter’s happiness!”

fun fact:

Paddleboarding with nude Englishman > Sitting on rocks with fully clothed Englishman

She can’t give a guy a chino teepee / Cuz she stuffs her bra with t.p. / That one-ply stuff cuz she’s a cheapie...

I keep having bouts of anxiety and depression over it, to the point where I wonder if I should go to the doctor, and I’ve never been diagnosed with depression. My husband was very understanding while I was sobbing the other night. But then the next day, he gingerly mentioned that he was worried about me being so upset

Interesting that you inserted Trump into that comment....I was making a comparison to a mass event of religious persecution but i could see how that would make you think of Mr. Trump.

And so long as she has sufficient alimony, she will breathe a huge fucking sigh of relief that it’s someone else’s turn to put up with him. I suspect she’s already surprised to have had to put up with him for this long, and has just been counting the days until he cheats on her so she can get an at-fault divorce

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud

That’s the kind of face you normally see after hundreds of years of aristocratic in-breeding. I’ve seen a plate of mashed potatoes with more distinction.

Yes. There’s heavily referential art, transformative art, and copying.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

I love it when privileged people describe aspects of said privilege as being blessed. It’s just so ridiculous.

MySpace isn’t going anywhere...every single person under 25 uses it everyday.

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I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,