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I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then

That explains so much: Tiny Dick Finder.

Any category that can encompass the peoples of Scotland, Finland, Iran, and Morocco is pretty fuckin’ meaningless, isn’t it? And yet.

She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

the one nom she 100% deserved was winters bone, SLP she deserved around 90% and then it has decreased year by year

Why is Jennifer Lawrence nominated for that average performance in a very very average film? She is the “young people” ratings bait. Every fucking year. I’m sure she’ll spew out something quirky about food and being clumsy and “normie” people crap. I am so over it. On the other hand, I’m thrilled to see Mad Max being

It was a legitimate point when Bill Clinton was running. And he was elected with landslide votes of confidence.

Cosplay needs more work:

It never was about deciding guilt. It is about deciding if both of them received a fair trial. Avery’s case was put together by officers that owed him MILLIONS of dollars, hated him, and had wrongfully incarcerated him on purpose before. The kid hardly has shit for brains and yet got forced to confess all kinds of

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He’s like “this pepper is for flavour and this one is for heat” and I’m like “nobody gives a shit”. Always with the peppers! And the goddam fucking grill. Grilling is the lamest form of cooking to watch. Let me just stick this thing on here and then cover it up and come back in a few and turn it and then it’s done.

They’re pro-birth, not pro-life, that’s why.

She was in El Salvador. *Disclaimer I am salvadoran*Firstly she posted on her “family” website solicitations for donations for her “family” mission, not affliated with a group or the like, just their “mission”. wha?. She accepted cash and gift cards, Wal-Mart Cards welcome! Basically people paying for them to take a

HAHAHAH I’m so glad someone understands hating Jill. I have like three theories on jessa and Ben - either 1. There’s someone about Ben that we don’t know (big dick) 2. She couldn’t let Jill be the only one getting married which I understand because I could NEVER let Jill beat me or 3. She didn’t really have a choice

Hahaha EW I hate cousin Amy but I guess I could watch her in a hate watching fashion. Jim Bob and Michelle are terrible but I love watching Michelle stare adoringly at him and listening to her whisper

My boyfriend and I love Disneyland. :) We always have a wonderful time. If you’re both dorks and if you know enough to go on a very empty day and get a pass for California Adventure (the food is better, and there’s craft beer and a margarita stand), it makes for a fantastic, goofy, magical day.

I so want somebody to talk about the need of more gun control that I do not care.

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