There is no prohibition against an officer drawing a gun even when there is no specific threat to his own safety,

the grammys has really gone from like AMAZING QUALITY JAMS to PPL WERE INTO THIS SONG AND IT HAD GOOD MARKETING.

is Urban Contemporary code for Music By Black People? Pharrell's album was really very very pop. Bangerz is the best pop record tbh among the nominees. AND not trying to be a snob here but Ed Sheeran really blows and Iggy Azalea should never get her hands on one of these.

I'm having a very hard time concentrating on the seriousness of the conversation when this man is so fine.

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.

Yup, I think that the higher divorce rate is actually a good thing. I'm 25, so my grandparents are starting to really get up there in age, and they're starting to lose the ability/desire to hold in things they've been internalizing for decades. There is seriously nothing sadder than looking at both of them and…

I want the KALE sweater - my wife will never get the joke and that just makes it better.

Lupita is far too glamorous for the cute life.

I believe it. The thing about 30 Rock is a lot of the jokes have an absurd number of layers, and the show's never been shy about sacred cows. Few sitcoms would have the balls to make their main character racist, let alone make it a running joke.

YO. I named my kid Logan back in 2003 after the badass Wolverine. SO SUCK IT BOY BAND!

Mason was the kid who pooped his pants regularly in my 4th grade class. We had to play a math game that involved switching seats, and it was like a curse to have to sit in Mason's chair. So to me, Mason is the name of a pants-pooper forevermore.

For anyone who criticizes women for not reporting rape, or for taking a long time to come forward (I'm talking about those people who refuse to believe the allegations against Bill Cosby), you can see in this interview how hard it is for any woman to talk about it or admit that it happened to them. Even years later,…

Audrey did it best (see Funny Face):

People are accidentally racist all the time—how they react when called out is a huge indicator of character.

There is nothing about anything regarding this whole situation that isn't incredibly sad.

The song is absolutely trash, and I don't even care because all I want to do is get drunk and dance in my underwear with my girls while reciting nonsense lyrics.

Fuck college. I should've pursued dancing and auditioned to be one of Bey's dancers. :(

At this point, Beyonce could shit on a piece of toast and it'd win a Grammy.

This is not a complaint.