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The song is absolutely trash, and I don't even care because all I want to do is get drunk and dance in my underwear with my girls while reciting nonsense lyrics.

Fuck college. I should've pursued dancing and auditioned to be one of Bey's dancers. :(

At this point, Beyonce could shit on a piece of toast and it'd win a Grammy.

This is not a complaint.

It's absolutely disgusting that victims of violent crime have to raise money to get their medical bills covered.

"I shall avenge you!"

OF COURSE U PUPPETS AT JEZEBEL WOULD IGNORE THE REAL STORY

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

Scott is still my favorite, though.

No snark, I'm actually kind of impressed.

I've lived in S FL for 3 years now, and I cannot get out of this godforsaken state fast enough. I loathe it with every fiber of my being.

Pretty sure New Jersey is and always will be the armpit of America.

Don't get it. Looks like a tinier version of Steve Buscemi to me.

This wonderland is closed for construction since someone died on the ferris wheel.

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

She lives in Fort Kent, a small town of less than 5,000 people on the border with Canada. What are we afraid is going to happen, exactly? That she infects a Canadian and they make us look bad with a prepared, reasonable and rational response?

I wish there was some kind of colour-coded seating arrangement on planes. Those who wish to chat - blue seats. Those who wish to be as anti-social as possible - yellow seats. Those who are going to be projectile vomiting all trip - mauve seats.

I don't know why, but I cry with joy every time I see Mo'ne. Maybe it's because she's tough and fierce but totally nonchalant about it. She's just herself and it's awesome. It's like she never learned to hide her light under a bushel, never faked being less than she is so that she wouldn't intimidate people.

To summarize: Bey's entire beautiful track and vocals laid over a almost completely muted vocals but not music from Taylor's gorgeous track.

I actually love XO as a jogging song on it's own. This is strangely fantastic though.