There are two types of people in the world. People who admit they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars.

I honestly think it's mostly that men aren't raised to have an internal, never-ending shame if their house isn't Martha Stewart levels of clean and perfect like women are. It's not that they can't, or won't clean - it's that they honestly don't have that same societal pressure there driving them to do it.*

"The fault here is any parent who doesn't feel this is essential training for boys, too. "

Me when I left my ex husband: I can't do this anymore.

My niece got this one from the library, and it's just bizarre. It attempts to be a "how babies are made" book but ended up confusing my niece more than educating her.

I recently picked up a Berenstein Bears book at a friend's house — I had fond memories of those books but it was actually really crappy. From what I can remember the plot was that Sister Bear and Mother Bear go on a strike against doing all the housework, but then the house turns into a shithole and eventually the…

If Martha is the matriarch and Goop is the overachieving daughter, Preserve must be the stoner sister that lives in the basement and can't seem to find her way in life.

And they managed to not only choose white ladies. See, was it that hard?

"It's my body and it should be my choice."

It's cyclical, I mean I grew up on hip hop, house music and freestyle. Some years later I got into EDM and dj'd for a stretch, sure it was fun. After a bit you realize that night club culture is all style and no substance. In 5 years the youths will be jammin out to synthesized beta waves directly injected into their…

It highlights something poignant: being a member of a minority has costs, like it literally costs more in money to live somewhere tolerant. Because tolerance is desirable, like leafy trees and good schools. It costs more to deal with the anxiety you face coming from a mixed race family- more in time spent with…

I'm glad this post clarifies some peoples' concerns that her complaint with the sperm bank in any way indicated that she didn't love and cherish her daughter exactly how she is. I'm glad she's suing them because it's incredibly important that people be provided with accurate information when choosing a donor whose DNA…

Maybe this will finally put to rest the rumors (and I mean rumors that circulate among doctors who then give bad advice or refuse to provide IUDs to their patients) that women who haven't given birth can't have an IUD. There's no better way to cause a woman to give birth than to irrationally deny her access to the…

Gee, I can't imagine why you're not having enjoyable sexual experiences with women. Maybe few of them have the patience or stamina to spend hours trying to placate a shrieking manbaby. It's hard to get creative in bed when you're exhausted, or constantly worrying that you didn't do something exactly right. If you…

You're right, they are halfway decent tips, as long as you're not trying to have sex with a woman.

I don't even necessarily think second grade is too early for it, but "SURPRISE YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT VAGINAS NOW" really isn't the best way to handle that at all. That's some shit you need to think about how to approach beforehand, as a teacher.

Love this movie. But a better parallel is that boys have a penis and girls have a vulva. I cringe when I hear people telling little girls that they go pee-pee with their vagina. Not unless they have a severe medical condition they don't!

As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…