Nobody gets a $500+ vibrator for their first vibe. I would suggest to parents who see this app in their kids' purchase lists to go out and get them an egg to get them started.

That's why I got the Galaxy - "water" resistant.

Ugh you're totally right, I'm so sick of the unrealistic beauty standards of society, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION.

This is why SCOTUS should have term limits.

But the NYT also had this stupid article today http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/22/fas… about how no young female celebrity wants to pin the feminist icon on themselves. So given the choice of a bunch of rich women commoditizing the word and a bunch of young women rejecting it, I'd rather have the rich women embrace…

They could have at least chosen Brazilian artists. But the world cup is a big touristy event... The song isn't supposed to be actually representative of authentic Brazilian culture, it's supposed to appeal to tourists. It's a commercial, made by two of the most commercial artists in America.

Ah yes, the Hispanic family doesn't want their little girl getting too much book learning and their "traditional" family doesn't quite get this modern, professional world. Brilliant. Never seen that before. Let me guess, their living room walls are all painted different bright colors and they have a string of chili…

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.

Finally, we've found a cure for Bitchy Resting Face.

French women don't speak English to American tourists, even if they are fluent

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to think that God hates everybody.

I don't think this was an accident at all. In fact, I think this is social experiment - a joint effort between feminazis and The Homosexual Agenda™ - exactly what we God-fearing Christians have been warning about for decades.

Oh, my poor dooufus Lochte. I'd do him. And then buy him a swimming coloring book afterwards b/c I'm nice. *sips tea*

I don't watch the show, but I respect how well she took getting dumped. When the guy I was going to marry dumped me more than three years ago now because he "just wasn't in love with me," I screamed and threw his shoes down the stairway because he wasn't getting out of my apartment fast enough. He was a dick, and…

I hate how shows like this show straight people denigrating the sanctity of gay marriage.

Another child being more successful than me...

Michelle Knight is such an incredibly badass woman. I wish her nothing but the best going forward.