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Exactly. IF you want to know what a conservative is guilty of, you simply have to look at what they accuse others of. It’s because they simply cannot fathom that other people may be different than themselves, they assume that everyone is as horrible as they are.

This is exactly why the right is constantly talking about paid trolls and paid protesters. Because they do it!

And the right wing constantly accuse the left of using payed protesters. Project much?

Classic projection again!!

I think he was citing alternative facts.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

he doesn’t listen to anyone but steve bannon. reasonable people aren’t going to be heard.

I would, to encourage them, and let them know you’re watching. Nobody gets to coast in the 2018 elections.

This is the cover of the latest Der Spiegel. OMFG

Joining the group was not meant to be an endorsement of the President or his agenda but unfortunately it has been misinterpreted to be exactly that.

Like America, please don’t confuse government policy for the will of the people. Many Australians think that the current treatment of “boat people” — refugees, not illegal immigrants — is harsh and unjustified.

Obviously.

The biggest mistake I’ve seen Americans make with Australians is similar to what they do with Canadians, which is assume they’re basically Americans with funny accents and food preferences.

Too bad we’ve let the terrorists win.

I honestly believe your greatest strength as a writer has always been your ability to be vulnerable—it is above all, what makes you so relatable. I’ve always loved ‘Walter Mitty Drew,’ but ‘Drew With a Preemie,’ and ‘Drew so Worried About the Future He Went to Church’ are amazing.

I was not giving this Super Bowl the slightest thought and didn’t have any reason to root for either team until I read that fucking Shaugnessy piece and now I hope Atlanta dumpsters them by 8 touchdowns and Shank hangs himself from The Green Monster in despair and embarrassment.

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I couldn’t give less of a shit about the Super Bowl. I’m going to watch. I’m going to watch every goddamn snap, and I’m going to root against the Patriots, but honestly...I don’t care who wins or what happens.

The Darkest Super Bowl

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