The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

Military parades are not customary to America for a variety of reasons

I must have stepped into a mirror universe in which the American President-Elect is threatening corporations. All in the while, the Communist Chinese President is exhorting the virtues of trade in Davos.

Showing off your military in that way is extremely third world dictator and the world knows it. If you have to bluster you probably aren’t that tough. Plus it’s sooooo cheesy.

Tires keep on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
Ending my future
Tires keep on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
Ending my future

I want to fly like an Enzo
Into the ravine
Fly like an Enzo
Let the 100 proof spirits carry me
I want to fly like an Enzo
Till I’m tipsy
Oh, Lord, I’m going through the windshield

“Okay, it was never easy for me. I was born a young black child...”

What? Nooooo! My childhood! Now how will I know if I was even white?

“Correction: He did America a big favor. But yea dems and libs hate him for exposing truth. Sad.”

Your messiah? I’m not on the left, but I can’t stand either of the two.

“Inside nearly everything made of concrete, you’ll find reinforced steel rods that compress the material, making buildings, bridges, and other structures even stronger.”

“So much for supposed brute strength of reinforced steel.”

Being used a tool of a foreign government to install an American president they want in power is not doing us any favors.

The “re” in “rebar” stands for “reinforcing,” not “reinforced.”

The bar is not reinforced, but used in reinforcing concrete.

What do you expect from a cowardly rapist shitting up the Ecuadorian Embassy?

“As one of the individuals who arguably had the biggest impact on destabilizing the US elections”

Sure sure grandpa. Don’t go anywhere so we know where you are. For being communists though, we didn’t vote for Trumpski. I suppose you did though? Is it his brand of communist oligarchy you prefer?

Wow... Offended much by the decisions of others? Why?

Whatever... one of those couples are both doctors. Not like you need them now that “Obamacare” is about to be gutted in America, right?

You realize both of our entire countries are built upon the backs of Europeans that could no longer stand the state of affairs…

WOMP WOMP