I’ma let you finish but the Flex was the best EcoBoost “crossover” of all time.

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

As a former owner of a ‘10 two door JK, this is exactly how I’d configure mine:

WTF??!?!

Can you even call yourself a car guy as you whine about cool doors?

Do you hate Lamborghini and Ferrari too?

Is this what happens when I grow up and hit a midlife crisis?

Pie in the sky that I know wont happen but I’m going to say it anyway: Alpine is part of Renault right? Renault is part of Nissan. Bring this over as a new gen 240SX or any named smaller than Z car and boom, you have your Toybaru fighter. Sell it for 3 years ( because we know sales will fall off) and sell about 25…

Ditto! I wish I had went with a clear bra, Subarus are known for their soft paint.

Yellow is love, yellow is life

“Instead of fixing it, I drove around for a couple weeks using my brights, because I’m a lazy asshole.” 

Failed to make it on Jalopnik....time to part out.

Those who can’t do, teach!

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

That is superb workmanship.

Totalitarianism thrives by making sure there are no good choices.

I find this whole story hard to swallow.

On what planet is a stock Boxster S slower than a stock S2000?

“...a design statement built for the fashion conscious audience, which are the antithesis of the driving enthusiast.”

“...and ultimately suffered as a heavy, not-that-pretty convertible some people bought over a Porsche or Mercedes for reasons that are beyond me.”

What if it works, though? What if the corporate and finance sectors are so happy to have a pro-business guy in there that stocks surge and companies start expanding?

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.