R2-D2 in disguise!

I’m not going to lie. I had a small, manly tear streaming down my cheek by the end of that.

Hey, there’s an easy fix for that:

You should get a job here.

I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

Yes you are the only one, Grumpasaurus Vex.

I didn’t want it. I wanted to keep my ‘83 533i, but the rings were toast on that 200,000 mile engine and it wouldn’t handle the 7 hour drive down to TAMU.

My dad worked out a deal with the company he did work for on a used maroon Firebird. Automatic. V6. Did I mention already that I didn’t want it? At least let me get…

Most, if not all Luxury automakers offer it as an option. But the disrespect that happens when someone slams your door right after you explain to them that they close by themselves...

The only thing I care about out of all of that, is the soft-close doors.

Lady at work says to me a few years ago

spirit is me. froze initially, saw someone else do something smart, tried to be smart and follow, and ended up getting bodied.

Went to my dad’s friend’s fiftieth birthday party. This guy has a garage full of old Mopar and GM stuff, not to mention two original Shelby Cobras, a De Tomaso Mangusta, an Ogle, and a Porsche 356. Pretty damned awesome collection if you ask me, you simply cannot not at least appreciate a collection like this let…

I found an empty parking structure and took a few pics

Mid-engine Mustang rumor confirmed!

WTF a Buick Lacrosse?

Hey, at least one of them drives to autocross events! However I will readily admit that the odds of a vert BMW being used to perpetrate golfery are sadly much higher than its chances of dodging cones in heavy roofless splendour.

Sometimes life puts a speed bump in your path. Occasionally, hitting that speed bump causes your airbag to deploy, sending metal shrapnel into your face and neck, resulting in your slow and painful death via exanguination and asphyxiation on your own blood. What are you gonna do?

Shame this breaks Takata’s continuous stream of positive press.

Same, I saw a 21 year old kid sitting outside a punch’s pizza in a gorgeous dark green vintage Porsche waiting for his girlfriend. I have never in my life had a moment where I thought more about grand theft auto....

This may seem weird, but right now it’s 4x4 full size vans