R2-D2 in disguise!

I’m not going to lie. I had a small, manly tear streaming down my cheek by the end of that.

Hey, there’s an easy fix for that:

You should get a job here.

I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

Yes you are the only one, Grumpasaurus Vex.

I didn’t want it. I wanted to keep my ‘83 533i, but the rings were toast on that 200,000 mile engine and it wouldn’t handle the 7 hour drive down to TAMU.

My dad worked out a deal with the company he did work for on a used maroon Firebird. Automatic. V6. Did I mention already that I didn’t want it? At least let me get…

Most, if not all Luxury automakers offer it as an option. But the disrespect that happens when someone slams your door right after you explain to them that they close by themselves...

The only thing I care about out of all of that, is the soft-close doors.

Lady at work says to me a few years ago

spirit is me. froze initially, saw someone else do something smart, tried to be smart and follow, and ended up getting bodied.

Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

Fox is so stupid. Ryan Reynolds is the biggest reason they are going to have another insanely profitable movie. I only wish the rights to Deadpool movies went back to Marvel so he could be in Spider-Man, and further Avengers movies.

Went to my dad’s friend’s fiftieth birthday party. This guy has a garage full of old Mopar and GM stuff, not to mention two original Shelby Cobras, a De Tomaso Mangusta, an Ogle, and a Porsche 356. Pretty damned awesome collection if you ask me, you simply cannot not at least appreciate a collection like this let…

I found an empty parking structure and took a few pics

Mid-engine Mustang rumor confirmed!

WTF a Buick Lacrosse?

Do you want an army of Space Godzillas? Cuz that’s how you get an army of Space Godzillas.

This sounds pretty exciting. It will probably just end up being some kind of weird natural anomaly, but to be alive at the time when an alien civilization first made contact would be pretty awesome. Also, I want to be able to use this image in a factual and non-sarcastic way:

Shame this breaks Takata’s continuous stream of positive press.