Aren’t governments run by religious zealots great?

Back in college, a friend of mine had that happen to him and his girlfriend. He handled it hilariously, but very, VERY immaturely:

Modern design, big, soft, luxurious, and faster than you’d expect.

No, I honestly don’t think it was drugs or alcohol, nor any sort of physical injury from the fight or hitting the ground.

Considering how coherent he is towards the end of the video, my guess is he wasn’t on anything. I think he's just a dick, and the look you see is the realization that he messed up big. The biker really did handle it well though.

Sat in a MK5 GTI at the auto show right when they came out. I was 12 and kept thinking “one day I’ll get one of these”.

Sure enough, 7 years later I got myself a new MK6! Too bad sitting in a car at the auto show doesn’t tell you much about how reliable it’s going to be :P

This would have worked better

Of course it makes so much sense! WAKE UP SHEEPLE

If those hood vents (louvers?) are fake......

COTD is back, funny videos are being served up on a regular basis, and there’s a totally new Miata... have we just entered the golden age of Jalopnik?

Congratulations, Mr. BrtStlnd, on today’s COTD! Here’s a Miata for you which this lovely lady will deliver if she doesn’t fall in the water puddle.

first FF7, then Shenmue, and now COTD is back!?!

COTD is back to make your dreams come true!

I hear you on the “cars are simply not like other large consumer goods.” I lost my 2012 Focus in the Houston flooding last week. It was my first car, paid for it myself, put 70k miles on it and I now feel like a family member died. That car meant so much to me and I lost it all in 45 min and 3.5 ft of water. Cars have…

Reports from Cleveland indicate they will offer a 10 day contract to the bear to replace Kyrie Irving.

In before a billion Hennessey haters.

“that actually wasn’t the worse thing in the world”

What has been seen cannot be unseen...