Dr Dre. has already been to Burning Man. He wrote a letter to his girlfriend from there:

LOL you have no clue what youre talking about.

So he could, ya know, forget about grey?

screw ordinary, this is a Lancia Fulvia. It has nothing to do with this article but after scrolling through all these ordinary cars I thought you deserved to look at something that is just fantastic:

if you are worried that an accidental stab at the throttle that you will result in being the subject of much internet video shame...it might be too powerful.

^That mentality explains a lot of my early relationships.

Right!? Right!

"That girl is a complete ______, but I can't get over how good looking that girl is!"

Nailed it.

First of all thank you Jason for taking the time to explain the purpose of those lines. While most Jalops realize that they are there so that folks in wheelchairs can have extra space especially if they need to deploy a ramp, it seems far too many people just think they are an "extra space."

Hey Dad, I think I know what became of the hubcap that went missing off your Buick

Am I going to have to be the asshole that makes the 'Air Force Un' joke?!?

This is a prime example of the dangers of brakes on cars.

And the Eyes In The Back Of Their Head Award goes to....

Guy in a Kia be like,

So you're saying "man fixes his car with one weird trick! dealerships hate him"?

The Average Joe will learn how to use Google and visit Home Depot real quick if they get a four-thousand dollar bill.

Yeah but for the "average Joe" playing with electrical systems is something few people have knowledge and experience on. Oh and the stealership can really suck it!

"Canada does not allow you to tip the strippers."

For a company that likes to toot its own horn about its AWD system, this was quite an eye-opener:

This or GTFO

An artist's depiction of Lily's editor hanging out in this comments section