Sheesh, I could have used this guy at the movie theater last week.

@Memo Macias Martiradoni: To finish the sentence my Return key robbed me of…the only proper landscape orientation is with the Home button on the right. That will produce results that are natively right side up. Holding it with the Home button on the left will require quicktime to rotate the video during playback.…

@Memo Macias Martiradoni: Agreed.

Juan in a million?

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@Robert Anhalt: "I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them."

Wow, what a bunch of health Nazis. Serious government overreach.

@Sieker: Actually, perhaps this begs the bigger question as to whether the new Macbook Air even has an accelerometer (since there is no spinning magnetic disk that needs protection).

@freedomweasel: Yeah, I was kinda half joking. I don't think the use of the accelerometer would be included as part of the allowed APIs for the Mac App Store. Not to mention that the accelerometer is suppose to be largely exclusive to Apple's SMS safety feature.

Doodle Jump! All the Macbooks have accelerometers so it should work right of the box. Granted, I wouldn't want to be the guy trying to do it on a 17 inch but the Macbook Air would do just fine.

@ds: Well, I'm not sure if we could call the Migration Assistant process a Target Mode since all it does is mount an AFP share. A real Target Mode needs to have offline capabilities so that a working OS on the "target" is not a requirement.

@DarthSnuggles: It actually has two USB ports. As a guys who has to support the old gen MBAs at the workplace, a simple thing like being able to boot off the CD AND also connect an external USB drive is a godsend. Now if it only did target mode of some sort I would be set.

@91stStudios: Mac OS X 10.7 Liger - "bred for its skills in magic"

@saltboy: Have you ever heard of Colon Hydrotherapy? Something like that but in reverse (at least for water supply purposes).

@BinaryMachine: It's only funny if you like 'Dead Baby' jokes...

@RainyDayInterns: Yeah, I've seen enough law enforcement reality shows to know that even though it is illegal for us to lie to them they themselves can tell you just about any fib in the world with no consequence.

@bddcuda: LOL @ people who LOL @ people who pretentiously LOL @ people + 1

Would you expect your local insurance company to cover hurricane damages if you never actually bought hurricane insurance from them?

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