FALSE FLAG!!!!

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

Maybe I am missing something, but it sure as heck looks to me like the Dark SUV is the aggressor here and the white SUV was just caught up in it. this was not a two assholes situation.

“I think you all are missing out on a large chunk of your life actually feeling good”

OK, Mr. Killjoy McNofunerson.

Counterpoint: flying sucks, drinking something helps. 

Counterpoint: Alcohol!!!

What’s wrong with ordering vodka at 8am as opposed to 8pm? A “double” in airplane terms is also basically 1 “heavy pour” at a good bar, so if I’m on a flight that’s going to be over 3 hours I will probably want a few of those.

Just snag a bottle when the cart is next to you and the stewardess’ head is turned.

The car is clearly Red in the pictures dude. 

Fine, then sit in the No Fucking section, killjoy.

Settle down, Henry Miller. I’d rather not have to deal with people banging at the next table over at Starbucks. There have to be limits.

tbh fuckin’ in a car should be legal

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I sincerely believe he keeps on doing it just to make a name for himself outside of his rapist uncle, Bill Crosby.