Between Stipe, Letterman, and Paddy McAloon of Prefab Sprout, who will win the Beardo of the 21st Century contest?

All that education and Spencer is still a fool. Good on Dave for speaking out.

I first heard this album in high school back in the mid-80s, at a friend's house. I grew up in a household that started off OK, in that my guardian was in her early-ish 20s, and had a record store that sold R&B in the early 70s, then she would come home and listen to really mainstream rock music, most of which was…

There's one fewer employee at PricewaterhouseCoopers tonight…

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, FAYE?!?!?

Bleah.

Thhhhhpt!

Right, it's not just the face. There's no "tells" anywhere! Not her hands, not her neck… Isn't she almost 50? If not already 50?

Too close to the mic, Sting! At least it wasn't for too long.

I love Mark Rylance. That is all.

Nah. If they know she's gonna be on TV, the Academy needs to shell out for decent clothes and jewels for the president. I could buy schmatte like that at David's Bridal.

As far as I know. I can ask my friends who still live there.

He was good people, and Madison will definitely miss him. When I was in college back in the late 80s, I was an extra on a PSA for Wisconsin's DMV to not drink and drive. It was set in a pub (I think it was The Cardinal, which has also very recently shut its doors), and Clyde was the star. He was so nice to everybody,…

I've had a crush on Bob since the 90s. Handsome, funny, and smart! I'm so happy that his career is really taking off. Better later than never!

Yay!

w00t! Awesome, you guys!

Nah, the recording industry has always thought Bowie was a weirdo. This is the first time his music has actually won an industry award in the year of release. Movie and fashion industry people have always loved him more, which makes sense since he was so very good-looking, wore clothes like a champ 'til the end, and…

It's true, thanks for the reminders. We're just going to have to gird ourselves for the long haul. It wasn't how I was anticipating to ride through my middle age, but here we are!

Bannon, Miller, and Sessions would kill me as soon as look at me for no reason other than they think they're better than I am for being white men. Trump and the Republicans are going along with it simply to get massively paid. All of our marching and calling Congress, and all the presenting of facts and of japes on TV…

… it was all hearts and rainbows for Lennon and Ono…