He will forevermore be known to me as Wrong Blake. Thank you!

Oh sweet lord, there’s a photo of him holding an enormous fluffy dog like a baby and huh... what’s this? I seem to be going towards a white light. BECAUSE I’M DEAD.

It’s like you are inside my head, these were my big three takeaways. Kennys a gem, Josiah’s story is very sad but it doesn’t make his possessiveness and self-focus any less worrying, and Why oh why did she choose the wrong Blake?!

I just got caught up on Reality Steve. No spoilers but it turns out that Blake and “Waboom” actually know each other from another reality show. Yeah, they’ll be gone soon.

This was the first time in many a Bachelor/ette season I did not fast forward through a single thing. I have nothing new to add to this discussion except my favorite (non litigator) quote of the night: As a medical professional, I would order a pysch consult for him. 

Blake won’t last long. He’s making the classic mistake of focusing way more on one of the other guys (Wahboom) then he is focusing on Rachel. He and Wahboom will both be gone by week 4.

Any dude who asks me to close my eyes and then tickles me in the ribs, can explain what happened to his dick at the hospital.

Hard agree. He was great— I picked him for the first impression rose in fantasy— and he gets dropped while TICKLEMONSTER and The Fucking Waboom Dude get to stay? I understand that the latter is 100% a producer plant, but Jesus, come onnnnn. Also, I like Josiah as of now, but I think cray or not, he might be too…

I will say that they seemed to be working to make you aware that this is a better crop of men than they usually have

When he first got out of the limo, I thought he was a ventriloquist. And then somehow when he wasn’t, things actually got weirder.

I cannot believe tickle monster made the cut. WTF. The doll is insane, but the French film treatment of him is perfection.

Why are they all nightmares?!? Dolls? A grown ass man that calls himself a tickle monster? Like holy shit.

Yup! And of course the school police officer is ready to enable the creepy admin’s behavior.

Maybe this is because I just finished watching The Keepers, but the fact that the principal actually said she had to come with him/her to the changing/dressing area gives me pause. I wouldn’t go back with him/her either. That’s really creepy.

My boyfriend plays Sheeran’s cover of No Scrubs and I finally snapped and told him I can’t stand his whiny white boy blandly singing the life out of the music of women of color. I will smash, Office Space style, the shitty speakers I bought him for Christmas if I have to hear it again, so help me god.

It is a form of bullying (being forced to listen to Ed Sheeran that is)

I had successfully avoided hearing “Shape of You” in its entirety until this weekend... when it was playing in Home Depot while I was buying tile.

I don’t know. It probably is, and since we’re gonna be bombarded with insane amounts of radio play I make a point of not seeking out these awful or mediocre new releases because they’ll find their way to me (looking at you, Ed Sheeran).

Swish Swish is a bad song, at least we can all agree on that, right?

Finally, a sensible comment.