He went one step further, inviting all children of American diplomats accredited in Russia to celebrate the New Year and the Russian Orthodox Christmas with him at the Kremlin.

What does he have to do? His candidate of choice will be in the White House in a matter of weeks as well as his award winner SOS to undo all those pesky sanctions and get making that oil money!

How do you respond to Beyoncé calling you “talentless” with anything other than a guttural moan?

I so wish this gossip was true, because they would have totally earned that reading. Kanye has been obsessed with Bey since way-back-when in a kind of really creepy way. Kim is a consolation prize and everyone knows it, and that’s not fair to Kim.

I thought maybe he was superrich but they’re saying his net worth is $4 million? Like how crappy is Reddit that a co-founder doesn’t have more than that?

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.

I know how I feel. Serena, girl, you can do better.

I’m glad you like it. LA is great and I miss it. But I couldn’t take the insane CA income inequality anymore (and the classism/racism that are tied into it). I’ll be out here in flyover country fighting the good fight from a location that still has a middle class.

How’s that affordable housing and homeless population crisis working out for you guys?

I am black.

According to mainstream science fiction not many black people will survive the apocalypse. In the immediate after or deep utopian future there just aren’t that many people with brown skin left.

Having unfortunately known a few like him, I agree. Total player. The Rihanna rejection makes him look like poor lovelorn guy... And the classic smoke & mirror hallmarks of “loves his mom” and the vague “such a gentleman” (eg that whole awkward cringe-worthy Rihanna awards night) - suggest respect for women. NO, we…

DraLo 5 eva!!!!!

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

Yes, you are the only one.

I don’t know, it seems weird to me. I need time to process...

This all makes me feel kinda sad for Mariah.

My too! I wonder why we were worried about the lisping rapper/preacher.

I thought rapper Mase too!