Drake is the Taylor Swift of rap — it makes sense.

The only good thing about Taylor Swift is the kick I get when Kid Fury goes on his anti swift tirades or reading Jezebel comments saying she makes real artistic music relative to Beyonce. Entertainment via a degree of separation is the only entertainment I could get from this person.

I hope ABC docks your pay both for the spelling error and the stilted bullshitty sounding post you have just foisted upon us.

When the show was first announced it made it sound as though Baranski and Jumbo would be co-leads. I will be pissed if she is just relegated to “ethnic sidekick” again.

Producer people: please bring back Kalinda.

all that song did was make me want to read naya’s book

Cush Jumbo is the black British version of Pilot Inspektor.

I don’t understand how people in a privileged position of information can A) assume they won’t get caught, and B) not feel bad about compromising the integrity of the campaign. If you believe in your candidate, then believe in your candidate and let them answer the question the way they’re supposed to—without the…

i’m going into a medically induced coma until next thursday. bye

A poorer country that is currently in the middle of a civil war! It’s not clear what exactly this guy does, but it can’t be good.

“I’m the founder of a start-up focused on the coffee market in Yemen; that’s my No. 1 priority”

This comment is perfect.

Dammit. WTF with these fakes. I kind of figured it was fake but still disappointed.

“We didn’t have an armoire.”

“To your point, I work with a white woman who only fucks black guys because white dicks are too small she’s a racist fetishist who can’t reconcile her sexual attraction with her inherent bigotry.”

Can you, though?

It was so strange. And not Gaga-being-Gaga strange. She just threw disco elements and country elements together on the stage and didn’t bother blending them, then lied down and started inelegantly writhing for no clear reason.

I know Wilson gets a lot of shit around here but he seems genuinely into her and, more importantly, devoted to her kid. We can’t really tell, of course, but I wish them well.

I’LL MAKE HIM HAPPYYYYYYY!!!! I VOLUNTEER!!!