I feel like sidepiece is too much of a gamble. High risk/high reward. Like you could end up with 3 houses and 30 million in will when he dies. Or nothing. And if you do get the money. Wives and kids always be hatin and tryna contest shit.

I would apply. But I would have to be financial and healthcare POA. I would also need 5 million up front either in cash or assets, and then a 8 million dollar bonus if I pop out the kid. But then again I’m black, so he probably wouldn’t be feeling it.

the main page is so not the place to have this discussion, even though I think it’s a valuable one

Damn WTF happened to Major Lazer tho? From Pon De Floor to this shit?

The casting bit is really crazy to me. How do you as a casting director get a script read a script see that the lead is a black woman, but then go back to the creator and say “But these white women tho.”

Just when I thought White people couldn’t get any more white

I mean, I feel like womanists have been trying to tell us that captialism is gross for a minute, and I guess we thought they were just playin.

I really like the way this was cut together.

The way James Van Der Beek acts about Dawson’s Creek is the same way Justin Timberlake acts about Nsync, but like without the successful solo career. Which is foolish. It’s also why Joshua Jackson is still superior, because he’s always super nice and gracious whenever people ask him about Dawson’s Creek.

It’s hipster porn. I don’t get it.

Vixen is the definitive Bad Bitch 

or... they could just use one of the Black female superheroes in the DC universe. Vixen or Crimson Avenger would be great.

hmmmm meh

If a guy I was dating sent me an edible arrangements after a date instead of flowers. I would put a ring on that.

Auntie Maxine came through with the WORD. I hope people in her district realize you have an actual saint working for y’all.

He tried the absolute wrong one, he don’t know but he gon learn.

“Aren’t I terrible,” she said, “for causing grief to someone who has done so much to please me? Is it his fault that he’s ugly and lacks intelligence? He is kind. That’s worth more than anything else. Why haven’t I wanted to marry him? I would be more happy with him than my sisters are with their husbands. It is…

Pour one out for Uncle Phil and Dark skin Aunt Viv

I didn’t realize Igloo was still in a position to pay her publicist, but apparently she can. Thank you for letting us know.