Might be slightly awkward for Rick to go back to Denver, as he is the Continental Airlines Flight 1713 of journalism.

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.

Yeah, that joke really blue.

Despite its catchy hook and obvious nostalgia, Eddie Money’s comeback sequel failed to resonate with his fans.

Gives +1, immediately ejected by Joey Crawford.

Good for that ref, honoring the time-tested unwritten rules of the game.

I don’t even care if they play a shit team like the Sixers

Maybe don’t be so old?

Shocking that an Andy Reid coached team would have an issue with time management.

(penalty handed down)

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

I’ve never felt shame for looking at porn

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

“Dammit, people, it take TIME to accumulate a large number of prospects that can be dealt en masse for over-the-hill veterans on long-term enormous contracts!!!! It doesn’t just happen overnight!!!! And if you lose focus for one second — ONE SECOND!!! — boom, Melvin “Don’t Call Me B.J.” Upton is a Brave and not a…

In law school, a girl once dumped me in part because she saw an empty cereal bowl on my night stand.

My cat is a princess and I need no help loving her excessively.