If you look up “too little too late” in some kind of dictionary of clichés, this is what comes up. All this shit.

Well, of course, that was Hillary’s idea, so they must destroy that, too.

If you can get an IUD, go get it now.

Get an IUD now.

I don’t know why people are confused by this. I came to this country in the 90s and the GOP has consistently been this way ever since day 1. They were always dicks, period. Not even on political level but socially fucking weirdos too (Religion...? What? This girl in school took me to a church meeting for a date. BYE…

She’s just “submitting to her man”.

I really hate people who say they don’t care about politics. There are always issues they care about (the environment, women’s choice, social safety net, etc.) so saying they “don’t care about politics” couldn’t me more of a straight up lie.

You want birth control? SLUT!

Republican birth control = “Keep your panties on, you fucking slut.”

Bush and co started the Middle East fiasco yet somehow it became all Hillary and Obama’s fault. The Republican voters will never admit they’ve been duped.

i hate to beat a dead horse but since he no longer will have his healthcare why not right?

If you can, get an IUD now before the price goes up and the American Taliban (anti-choice/anti-woman illiterate, misguided religious fanatics) outlaws them. You have eight days.

What animals come out at night? Rats and cockroaches. They don’t like to be seen so darkness covers them. Republicans are the same.

It’s getting so hard not to call them fucking morons to their faces.

Honestly I would start saving. Republicans have always had this weird baby fetish. They want everyone to always have babies with no real way to get rid of em.

Nope, they’ll blame Obama and the Democrats while the Republicans strip them of their insurance. They will repeal the ACA with a hastily thrown together disaster of an alternative.

Sure no problem. Birth control coverage will be totally gone and the cost of birth control will go up by around 760%.

My idiot brother in law and sister in law never held jobs that provided insurance. Their kids were on the state version of Medicare. THEY STILL VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP. It’s getting so hard not to call them fucking morons to their faces. How can people be so so stupid to vote against their best interests? 

Ahem. Though the truth is, people will be happy as long as the ACA replacement only helps a certain group of people, not the poors or the coloreds or the women.

DAMN IT!!! I just want to look half as stunning and amazing as them if I ever get married which I never will, so I will just throw a pretend wedding.