And that money suitcase job she had!

I never saw her outfit aside from the photo shown, but it seems Beyonce is thinking it is hard to breathe.

I know little of cosmetic procedures, but her cheek things are visibly “off”.

Well, I’m Not a doctor, but....

“ ‘Es nailed to the perch.”

Those noise-cancelling headphones must be great for muffling the agonized screams of The Poors!

Febreeze has a wrinkle release spray, so that’s a twofer right there.

It seems oddly similar to Disney script.

I was checking out their Facebook and, uh...

Sincerely?

Hi confidence must be so uplifting to the players.

Where do you insert the batteries?

There’s only 150 stores? I think I’ve seen them all, including in airports.

ModCloth definitely has “plus size” in their vocabulary, as their main page features a drop-down for this category. I browsed their site for over a year before taking the plunge and was extremely disappointed that their sizing was WAY off, disproving any illusion of them being truly inclusive. I am a size 16 to 18 in…

Prison slippers are more stylish.

Isn’t Holland calling this simple man a genius nothing more than self-fellation?

I hope she names the baby Coleen, whatever it is.

He writes from under the shade of his personal JoePa statue.

This is clearly made-up, as no bicycle helmet made could cover Barry Bonds’ head.

That’s probably a sentence you’d never expected to write, and especially with such fervor!