I dread to ask what sort of industry would feel the need to make up such statistics...

Yeah, but this is Our baby.

Maybe she was quoting Beyonce’s younger daughter?

Are we to commend her for going through (supposedly confidential) legal paperwork related to the case her dad was working on, and view this as a sign of prodigy?

It is rumored they found her to be “uppity”, as well/s

You ack like we ain’t got culture.

Perhaps less likely is that these random pants would fit a man standing 5‘6” and weighing 300 pounds.

Um, you say you didn’t do it and then you pay to make it go away, gah.

Or King or Queen.  BOOYAH on your hoity-toity can’t-touch-’em titles!

Please stop encouraging her.

The article (which I’m not defending) was recirculated because it was felt relevant to the death of performer Nipsey Hussle, who was murdered at his clothing business yesterday in Los Angeles. Mr. NH was reportedly quite interested in Sebi, and apparently his voicing this to his many followers had brought the man back…

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say
But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they Forgot About Dre

They sold 7 pairs of those clunky shoes.

I am dumbfounded as to why the older boys and Tiffany seemingly were not given orthodontic treatments. It appears some of their...um...smile irregularities have to do with misalignment of their teeth or jawbone, and would call for dental adjustments of some sort.

I though these were some of Diddy’s 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me, but became very confused by #12.

You’re assuming she’s well-acquainted with her husband.

Start with the third sentence of the enraged Heartie’s diatribe and insert the privileged family or group of choice.

When you make the family take the Olde Tyme Photo at the state fair...

“Oh, yer gonna want the Tru-Coat.”

Hang on, I’m not saying this man isn’t a piece of shit necessarily, but what did he do on this occasion that’s so out of line? He was at a party at a club, had an afterparty at his home that was “very crowded” with many attendees, and this girl was there. As the party broke up, he gave her a goodbye kiss, which maybe…