Like... The Banhammer?!

Well, that was mighty White of him!

Not to say his obsession with her was exactly based in reality, but maybe that would have blessedly dampened his enthusiasm.

Very motivating to 89% of the players.

Sadly, you're not the first man today to tell me I'm difficult!

When I use a shopping cart in a store, I've taken to clipping the infant seat belt through the loop of my bag or wallet strap. I try to be vigilant, but I figure momentary deterrents such as these can go a long way.

Hey, somebody had to take up the slack, with Jet going out of print.

Self-awareness is not Jenny's strong suit.

He has really white teeth.

They don't tare the lead container.

Welp, now we know what results when helicopter parents have a son.

"Washington Redskins is more than a name we have called our football team for over eight decades. It is a symbol of everything we stand for:

You tell 'em, Mr. Sterling!

If they hadn't taken so long with the photo approval, they may have avoided the flowers beginning to yellow, and dogs pee-peeing on them.

So, the correct answer was "cocaine"?

The Bucs feel their pain.

Can someone just give grampa his special pudding already?

Praying it's a serial.

I believe I've found Kim's inspiration.

Isn't it from Good Home Co., which is still sold at Beauty.com, among other places?