I never got this memo, so if it isn't in my file, signed that I acknowledged it, well, bedazzling it is.

And by "cousins", so you mean wives or siblings?

Worst. Blowjob. Ever.

That boy got some purdy lips.

She was right that all the other guys don't tuck their shirts into their warm-up pants.

Poor dear thing; frantically clutching her pocketbook, desperate for rescue.

The nice lady in the black tank top seems lost.

A wiglet! My mom had one for volume, and I just love that word!

Half-back, and -front.

Well, they're made large enough to hold all the processing speed and memory, and ability to learn and become even more sophisticated through experience. She simply doesn't need much skull volume.

Brooke might be similarly astonished to learn most grown-up ladies feel it is clearly off-limits for their leering fathers to rub oil on their exposed backsides and inner thighs.

They're really hard to pull off successfully.

Our left or stage left?

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling kid

Wow. Thanks, and sad.

Sooo...Donald probably wouldn't be happy with the LadyBoy that Melania has lined up for herself, immediately following his none-too-soon demise?

I'd love to hear what you know, but "middle-aged"? "lost custody"?

A snack, not a meal.

I must be alone in this, but these leave me arid.

Her having done so would not be logical