Their earlier banjo playing warmed 'em right up!

And, on the third month, she arose from the dead...

"Screw your recycling and public transportation bike racks!"

The waif behind Dennis calls dibs on his vomit.

Needs moar Easter bonnets.

Depends....

Harvard, Illinois?

OMG, Jessica, that is SO hilarious that your husband doesn't approve of your outfits and that you change your clothing choices when he disapproves. Can't breathe for laughing over here... We should so hang out, if that's okay with him. Just lunch, really quick and we won't drink. Ask him, K?

As is security protocol, the Courtesy Officer seen to our right performs a cavity search as the suspect is detained by his colleagues.

Test their potassium levels?

I know, can you believe that? Now, we are so progressed and advanced that we only use serums concocted of the finest formaldehyde on our hair!

Whoever it is, his side of the gallery didn't get the Dress Like a Twin memo.

I fear, the way it was assymetrically cut, onlookers would be assaulted by much, much more.

If only she'd had a cricket bat. Seriously, I wish she'd had a cricket bat.

I still have some household bills in my late husband's name. Part of it is laziness, part not wanting to explain why you want to change it to the account people and dredge up all the hurt again, and I think some of it is comfort in having a little bit of what used to be still there. Aaaand....I thought too long on…

You know, they sell it in plastic tubs. I've heard some people eat it out of the container, and there's a little plastic lid, so they can reseal it and keep it in the fridge until they want more spoonfuls if they don't eat it all up in one sitting. That's what I've heard, at least.

Long ago, I had been dating a man somewhat casually for about four months when Valentine's Day came rolling around. He was more well-off and older (and I thought, more sophisticated) than I, so I felt pressure to figure out gifting protocol as the date approached. I kept second-guessing myself whether I felt we…

If it isn't witnessed, you can't be held responsible.

I won my kids' #1 Mom election by a slim margin, but I had to vote for 2 of the 3 of them, as they are minors.

She looks surprised at your suggestion.