Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.

*cough* first downs and touchdowns *cough*

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Here is what I never understand...the only conceivable end-game here has to be to flee to a non-extradition country with the money right? Like, where was this going to go? He was going to keep his ponzi scheme alive for the next fifty years and then die? I don’t get it...you take the 2.6 million and you fuck off to…

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

The throw behind Miggy ... oh yeah. Two outs. No one on. You can burn a runner by plunking a guy. But to leadoff an inning after they just rallied to tie the game? That makes zero sense.

He probably expected the umpire to have at least a little bit of situational awareness and realize it was obviously unintentional...

He should consider not striking out so much.

That is, uh, not how websites make money

*receives pink slips*

If Pitbull buys in, will he make the Marlins all wear women’s jerseys too?

Emma, you forgot #52, just ahead of Tom Brady: Beinghitby A. Car.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

So in order to secure a highly anticipated Game 7, the refs took away a goal from Nashville but then give them a bunch of power plays in the hope that they score?

Early in the game last night, I mentioned to my brother in law about how little distraction the refs had been in the series. Sorry for jinxing it everyone.