mjforty
mjforty
mjforty

 I wonder why a woman would allow a man to grab her crotch, let alone be photographed for Instagram.

I think that is what I have the hardest time with too.

Came to say this. My sisters....what are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Some women just don’t love themselves...

Ah, that’s a shame. Maybe it’s just not “relatable.”

Me too!

I read a lot about it at the time, and definitely the original thread. I am fascinated by authors behaving badly, although it’s usually book authors with reviewers, and I will go down the internet rabbit hole when it happens. It’s just the idea of someone with a personality that will not allow them to let criticism

Yeah. The first time Sorkin went a little crazy on that site, it was because a post of mine made him angry and he responded in kind. When I told my mother, she sighed and said “So now you’re pissing off people you’ve never even met?” My 15 minutes of internet fame.

You could be Tyler Durden’s sibling (if he wasn’t a fictional character).

I knew Jesus was a fuckboy.

Oh God, that one hurt me to my core, because I’m such a Martha. The bible likes to short-change hard workers in parables.

Yeah, this one’s not so great. Why no foot-washing and food-multiplying now, Jesus?

Or Jesus getting pissed at the disciples for falling asleep at the Garden of Gethsemanie. I always bump up on that. They were tired, it was the middle of the freaking night!

Jesus would have them made his speciality...tuna fish.

And this is when I always have to chime in, jump up and down, flail my arms about, and yell “JUSTIFIED!” Also under-appreciated, also very very relevant to our current political climate, also FX, and possibly even better than the Americans. Oh how happy I was when they were both on the air...

Eggs or go home bitches. And memo to the Reeses conglomerate: ditch those nasty Christmas trees. The peanut butter to chocolate ration is wrong, like a dog peed on the tree wrong.

I am so quick to get fired up by people hassling others about how they get their steak. I had a relative with an autoimmune disorder who wasn’t allowed any pink in her meat, and a few times we were given attitude at a restaurant. She would get so embarrassed.

I also grew up eating steak well done because my mother had it engrained in my mind that “pink meat will give you salmonella” and I was very germophobic. I never understood why people liked steak....

Anyone that thinks a medium rare steak is more delicious than a 10oz grease burger with cheddar and bbq sauce should be tarred and feathered.

Totally agree — the “it isn’t rape if the victim is trashy-looking” attitude in the German public’s reaction to her has been super disturbing.