I noticed this immediately after reading it, apparently the author does not know former from latter.

“At launch, two models are available: the Cayenne, with a single-turbo 3.0-liter V6, and the Cayenne S, with a twin-turbo 2.9-liter V6. The latter puts out 340 horsepower and 332 lb-ft of torque and does zero to 60 mph in 5.9 seconds; the former puts out 440 horsepower and 406 lb-ft of torque and does the same dash in…

I worked as a valet for a few years, and I was kinda shocked at how many people still drink and drive. Spoilers: a terrifying amount. Not just beer, either...I found multiple cups full of straight fucking liquor.

Love the safety tech in cars today. My only complaint is that they haven’t developed a sensor that keeps dumbasses from opening their car door into my own vehicle.

1st Gear: Not All Safety Features Are Bad

I really think the i3 has the coolest interior of any electric based vehicle and is top 5 in current production cars.

“who in the flying fuck thinks this is sexy?”

the snout was added due to crash test results where the dummy kissed it’s own ass goodbye.

Chevy Uplander, the official minivan for welfare queens, with electrical gremlins, faded headlights, and various dented body panels.

Looks like Toyota found dad’s liquor stash. Toyota: who in the flying fuck thinks this is sexy? Bland body with a few accent lines, a hideously busy front end dominated by fake grills, and wheels that make Walmart hubcaps look good.

Toyota. Honey. Baby. Boo boo. Take a look at Mazda. Those are “sexy” cars and SUVs. That’s how you do it on a budget for mass market cars.

“you guys have not covered yourselves in glory today”
I quite like this turn of phrase. I will endeavor to use it in everyday conversation.

Every time I’m on the highway I think of how much I want adaptive cruise control tbh.

Any former police vehicle should be sold only after being painted a gaudy lime green so as not to be confused with active duty cruisers. In addition:

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

3rd: I don’t understand the obsession with autonomous cars that lack pedals or a steering wheel. There will always be a need for manual control, especially in the first few decades while we’re still figuring this stuff out. We’re a very long ways from a car that can stay 100% autonomous in every single scenario.

Can we make this like an official thing? Giving awards to cars for small details like well sculpted scoops or a good looking grille design or some super nice looking interior buttons 🙌🏽 I am so excited for this no joke

One of the best things I’ve done for my health (blood pressure and resting heart rate went down) and sanity is to stop caring about getting there faster than anyone else. For the last few years I have just been minding my own business in the right lane. Not concerned about passing anyone, although I will make an…

Compare Ohio’s speed enforcement to Michigan’s and that’ll explain why.

...Ohioans tend to drive very slowly...