It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Apparently, Her Most Britannic Majesty prefers cash.

I took her to a supermarket

I hate shopping when I don’t properly plan for it. Sometimes I just go on a whim with an idea of what I want to make for food that week and I always leave feeling completely deflated and unsatisfied. I have to spend a good hour or so scouring my fridge and coming up with a detailed an organized list for grocery…

More important, women with opinions and women who fight back.

Nah, from his history he’s a total sociopath and misogynist. No problems with guilt. But BIG problem with not being deferred to as the smartest genius in the room who is always right on account of being a genius. He has tied his little wagon back to political power to Trump, so he can’t allow the truth about Trump…

Yup, and his immediate reaction against any perceived accusation by a woman is to slut shame her.

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Between Gingrich, Giuliani and Christie. trump sure has done a good job breaking some top level republicans.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

So he thinks he was ok in this???

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Jesmyn Ward’s piece on the “Texas Bama” lyric really puts into perspective how tasteless it is for Amy Schumer to be wearing it on a shirt. (In addition to, you know, the whole fucking video, but this is what I’m specifically going to point out.)

Please tell me they use that photo for their announcements and stuff. With no explanation. Just that photo.

Their marriage is going to be so blessed and not just because they’ll be Mr and Mrs Awesome. If only he were Captain of something. That would have made this story even more awesome.

Wait, JOHN AWESOME?? Talk about burying the lede.

I hope she takes Awesome’s last name

Yeah, and as a short woman I would not at all be bothered by this.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”