Girls on Film 🎶

The intern with her yesterday was wearing Yeezys, so I don’t think they’re doing too badly.

god, she shines so bright! any news on the toaster oven? i bet if she auctioned the demo off for charity, she could raise a lot of money.

Netflix and vibrators:

I tend to agree with this.

I had to Wikipedia her hits to do this but... “Come on Over (board)“?

He is in Xanadu, a place where nobody dared to go.

She’s hopelessly devoted to...the story that he fell off a boat and is still missing...

Yeah, no. I mean, I know you’re joking, but it’s important to say that it can lead to all manner of mental illnesses and personality disorders.

Or! And I’m just spit-balling here, she’s actually doing herself a big favor playing into the “I don’t know a damn thing, okay?” version of events.

Plus it’s her birthday today so maybe he could pop out of a cake for her or smth.

She needs to know!

Speaking of Grease, you guys...

Talk about ghosting...

delicious, delicious stars

I can’t fathom how anyone can possibly be undecided in this election.

And those feet? What is that aberration? They should have put her in pointe shoes, asked her to stand while wearing them and noped the fuck out of that (stupid) idea.

Extra probably-intentional shade: Naomi can at least get over the box with one foot.

The Naomi shade is the closest I’ve ever seen to the actual definition of shade. Perfection.