Big deal. Sixers fans pay $80 every night to have 12 guys fuck them in the ass while dressed as professional basketball players

Attorney: Mr. Benson, your children Renee, Rita and Ryan have filed a lawsuit challenging the change in your will to leave the majority of your finances and holdings to your wife Gayle.

Made it to 1:30 when does the funny part start?

How did Mercedes build a car better in every conceivable way than its predecessor the SLS and cut $100K off the price tag?

Probably the most devastating use of the belt since Adrian Peterson.

The Patriots could have played with a volleyball and still beat the Colts by 30. I wouldn't be shocked if more teams did this, the Pats just suck at getting caught.

Who wants to bet he calibrated the "home" location inside the house before he took it out and launched...

Sorry, but he looked better fat. Normally, you can't say that - but in this case he definitely looked better fat.

I hate to be that guy, but I'm enjoying the schadenfreude watching a city/team that spent the better part of 3 years getting over "the betrayal" of LeBron suddenly come crying back like it never happened.....and now being completely burned by his antics as the team spins into the toilet.

"who was disinvited from speaking on a Gawker Media-sponsored panel for sending a reply-all to other speakers he had not yet met that simply said 'die'"

your mom needs a neverwet spray when im around B-)

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

The scary thing is that since there is no airbag deployment, if this asshat does the repair out-of-pocket nothing will ever show up on Carfax.

That'll buff out.

This was about 6 pts after "dagger." Wiz home games should just end after "dagger."

me with my lancer after 10 weeks, having similiar problems

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

Reporter: What do you have to say for yourselves?

This is gold.