Viper

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

.. are you even allowed to leave a comment like that with only three sentences in it?!?

Yeah, so rare! I can't believe how fortunate I was at my local Cars and Coffee to spot what must be every GT-R in the world.

They usually do...thanks for catching that.

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

"Seriously, who's advising this guy?"

Seriously, who's advising this guy? Is he just winging it? By this point he should be surrounded by crisis management consultants advising him when its appropriate to take a breath.

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Got that covered:

Even if you weigh a dozen and a half tons

I missed the part where they were forced against their wills to become cheerleaders for this team in the first place....

Chug life.

Jay Leno of course

Is Writing Headline Make Sense Actually A Crime? Should It Be?

The amount of energy you put into a complete "who gives a shit" issue....staggering. Just staggering.