Like my 2012 s63 that I bought new for $145k and sold for $85k a few months ago. Held its value real well.

Ha. This is straight rip of Justin Timberlake's "Blue Ocean Floor". Same beat and everything. Sad that people who call themselves "artists" can't come up with original material.

What a badly executed way to shoplift from the Apple Store. I thought for sure, when I read the original story, that he was pretending to use the self checkout method over the Apple Store App and then just walking out like he's already paid for it. A little more thought would have gone a long way.

I understand he's not an A-list player but why is he driving what appears to be a Dodge Neon?

Here's mine - 2014 Viper GTS Anodized Carbon Special Edition - #3 of 50

History...History...History...but, we "live in the present". What a mess of an interview.

I've been driving a 2012 S63 for a few years now and really like the AMG brand. Was looking to get a 2014/15 S63 when I came across an S65 that was being driven off the delivery truck at a local dealership. I thought for sure it was an ordered car for a customer as I didn't even know the 15 S65s had hit the US yet.…

I bought a 2015 Mercedes S65. I got a $0 dollar discount because it was Labor Day. Love the car regardless.

My theory is that its priced this way in order for it to appear at the top of a search. A lot of people will sort by price and if you do that this will be at the top of the list. This is a tactic used most often on Ebay. I have no doubt that the dealership is expecting to sell for fair market value.

I bought a 2013 G63. Had it for a month. Experienced all the bad things that were referenced in the article. Traded it for a GL63. Took a horrible loss but it was well worth it to escape that miserable ride.

Would be much cooler if it was only done for current players who have won a title. So, you know, you don't get the right to a gold "mark" just because your team won it 30 years ago.

"bushiness operations"??? - I'm guessing they have bad hair issues as well?

In the center of the picture, a couple of rows back is a blonde woman - I'm right behind her (you see about 1/2 my face).

Sweet. I made the picture.

Seriously, who's advising this guy? Is he just winging it? By this point he should be surrounded by crisis management consultants advising him when its appropriate to take a breath.

Under the bridge, pussies.

"Three Gregg's drivers have been killed over the years, according to the report."

Ahhh...the upper section. Now I understand.

So, I'm a dork who has Google Glass with prescription lenses. I would wonder how a conversation would go if they asked me to remove them and I stated that I would be visually impaired (possibly in the case of an evacuation) without them. A truthful statement and an interesting angle, at the very least.

Way to smoke in your $500,000 car. Dick.