It could never be Cory Booker this year. The Dem’s have a chance to win back the Senate and Chris Christie would get to name his replacement. Cant risk losing that seat.

It will almost certainly be someone boring like Tim Kaine. I was hoping it would be one of the Castro brothers, but they’re too young still.

New phone who dis?

Schedules can be changed. Honestly, given the press does shit like track the tail numbers of charter jets known to have been used by the campaign in the past, I would guess every VP pick has a “conflicting” obligation right now that will come off schedule quickly once things shake out.

Fuck, so no Cory Booker, since he’s speaking in NY tomorrow? :(

“None of this would have happened if not for a very few...forcing our...city leaders into creating a problem that never really existed.”

He’s not blaming the state, he’s blaming the city. It’s pretty obvious. In that first part you quote, he’s blaming the Charlotte city ordinance that HB2 was designed to reverse, the one that explicitly allowed trans people to use the correct bathrooms.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

But he has weak character because he said his coach gave him money when the coach wasn’t supposed to be doing that. He’s a pot fiend and a snitch!

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

That hair is why I call bullshit on her Pantene gig. That ain’t just Pantene. That is baby’s blood and whatnot.

It’s beyond gorgeous hair; this is in mane or pelt territory.

I don’t understand things anymore.

Fer fucks sake. You make an obviously racist and threatening statement, and then say that you didn’t mean to be racist or threatening. What the fuck? Did you phone just type that shit by itself?

While I in no way intended to make racist or threatening statements, I now realize that they could be interpreted that way.

What kind of armpit makeup did Laura Ingraham ask for, before she she did her Heil Hitler salute?