The call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

If you need to consistently get good loot in order to have fun, there’s your problem. 

I think the issue is that gamers treat playing an un-fun game like working for an oppressive employer. It’s like they don’t know they don’t have to play.

but also GOG just doesn’t have many of the big revenue games. It’s a lot of indie stuff and super obscure titles they dusted off (often spending considerable resources to license). Hard way to make money in this industry I assume.

I want the building to shoot out rings as that happens

Look, everything here was leaked by the same guy who leaked Pokemon Let’s Go. Even the name. Barring a pre-announcement cancellation, Metroid Prime Trilogy Switch is practically guaranteed to happen this year.

People do have a hard-on for this game, I in truth haven’t finished it but really did enjoy what I played. (I have it on my ambassador’s program 3DS).)

They will if that game is on par with A Link to the Past or its sequel.  

Was there supposed to be something about MPT Remastered?

I would imagine not a lot of people have played it. Also, this is a full on remake. It looks incredible. 

I don’t know, the game was pretty long for being on Game Boy at the time. Either way I would imagine there are a ton of people who will happily pay for this game (myself included).

I bet it’s done but I also bet it was done to hype up Metroid Prime 4, so it’ll be released when Prime 4 is in a showable state.

Most people wouldn’t even know its a remake.... Be assured people will pay.

There wasn’t any failure here. If anything, they are showing why they are worth what they are being paid. Not that I think anyone needs to make those amounts of money. If you owned a company with two HR people, and then you bought new software that enabled HR to be run by one person, would you keep the other person…

I struggled so much with playing a friends copy of SMB2 that I turned it off. I had no manual and no idea how to open the door. I wandered around that screen for about 30 minutes.

The fastest wank off is what a lot of people are looking for. We got shit to do.

Exactly. And Gizmodo would have given me the real deets I crave like how thick the Watchman is in iPad Airs and how it compares in design and performance to the MacBook Air.

Missed opportunity to include Dangerous Golf in that package.

Okay, since you’ve couched this as a microeconomics problem, explain how you think Epic should compete against a de facto monopoly if not third-party exclusives. Nothing is more frustrating to me as a game developer than when people say “I’m all for competition” and then make clear in the rest of their statement that…

I’m not sure which large rock you’ve been living under, but Sony’s been killing it in exclusives for most of this generation, and I’m saying that as a fellow PC gamer. Yes, you may have access to 90%+ of games on PC, but that means you’re missing out on God of War, Spiderman, Horizon, Persona 5, Bloodborne, on and on..…