Yeah, I’ve noticed load times are a little lengthy, aggravated by the fact the loading screens are boring, but nothing so bad that it warrants an article in my experience. Must be certain CPUs causing a slowdown for some. I don’t have anything AMD in my machine so I automatically wonder if it might be a Ryzen thing or…

I signed up for EA Premiere this month just so I could try Anthem (also Darksiders 3) for cheap, and it is friggin sweet. I’m spending my long weekend either playing Anthem or thinking about soon playing Anthem. I’ve barely scratched the surface, we’ll see what the endgame ends up looking like.

Glad it’s official, Zack. I’ve always admired your GTA Online coverage, even though I haven’t played in years I enjoyed getting updates on the updates. 

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I’d expect Wonderful 102 before a port of 101, or maybe something like a pack-in of 101 with 102.

Haha exactly what I thought of with three buyers. I also fantasized about having enough Fuck Me money to buy this at auction and immediately open it and sniff the 80s air, then toss it in the garbage and walk away. God that’d be sweet. 

You’re using remaster and remake interchangeably. Don’t feel bad, tens of others have today too. There’s a huge difference. 

Haha, you’re a small minority my friend, but I’m happy for you. I’m also looking forward to it, fortunately I am already in the ecosystem though.

Just know you’re stuck in the greys because your reading comprehension sucks. Learn the difference between “remake” and “remaster” before you go on the defensive about a person being under 40. 

That college is probably overrated anyways. 

$40 seems likely, unless they’ve really fleshed it out and remember that Zelda fans will pay anything for Zelda. 

You missed the term “remastered” or are not separating it from “remake” in your mind. Two different things. A remastered Game Boy game would look like garbage and not be terribly popular. This looks great and will cost at least $40 at launch.

There was a fairly/supposedly trustworthy report that it’s done, and has been done for some time, and that it would be announced today. As someone else said they’ll probably just wait for just before Prime 4 to release it now. I ain’t waiting. 

I can’t imagine people would be too hyped to pay $59.99 for a “remastered” Game Boy game. 

Fuck yeah. Looks super good. But did I miss something or was there zero mention of Metroid Prime Trilogy Remastered? Guess I’m not gonna hold off on the Wii/U version any longer.

Who are these monsters that have time to play this game more than once?

Aside from the fact that you seem to have reduced a CEO’s job description down to what you personally have read about on the internet, you do know these people worked their asses off to get where they are, right? Generally speaking, anyways. It’s cool to be angry with executives over stuff like this (they expect it)…

The profits don’t pay executives, that’s overhead.

It’s not really worth comparing a modern game like Dark Souls to NES games, as NES games were so short and light on content they had to be hard so companies could shake the $60+ out of people (or get the quarters in arcades). They’re both hard, but hard for different reasons that’s what she said.

Speaking of, is it me or has it been a million years since the last Nintendo Direct? Those things are better than heroin.