You have no idea who these guys are, right?

You’re wondering if that moron knew what a drop ceiling was?

What’s up with the four 99-rated players that didn’t get them? Adidas guys?

I had hamsters named Rocket and Scooter. Hammond is excellent as a hamster name though clearly not my style at age 10.

I’m looking forward to Observer. I came close to buying it during the Steam sale but some reviews led me to hold off until it’s cheaper. Free (“free”) is definitely cheaper.

Any chance I’d enjoy these games with absolutely no nostalgia factor involved? What do these compare to from a gameplay perspective? 

Monster Hunter World

The X factor is, of course, portability. 

Android-based gaming boxes ended up being a horrible idea, didn’t they?

The Steam Link is $2.50 (plus shipping makes it like $10) and I’m sure you will agree it is impossible to get a more impressive piece of tech for that price. Just the packaging on the thing feels more expensive than $2.50.

I need no further information. Found my new main. 

Jeebus I doubt that person exists, but I’ll bet lots of people get disturbingly close. 

You need to consume less media, my friend. It’s getting to you. 

This is fantastic news for me. After playing (and enjoying) Beyond Two Souls I decided to look at playing Heavy Rain as I never finished it back in the day. Then I saw it was $20 and basically never on sale. I’m glad for that now, would have bummed me out had I bought it and then, against all odds, PS Plus gives away…

You must live quite a clean lifestyle. I don’t associate naked women with Witcher 3 at all. HBO, Cinemax, Pornhub... those are where I turn for naked ladies. 

What do you mean? Lots of collectors do just that. You can find someone with every N64 color scheme, for example, with a quick search. 

On Steam alone they sold some 30 million copies prior to SteamSpy getting cut off in April. Has PUBG ever been outside the Top 5 best sellers on Steam? I have to question their need for ongoing additional monetization at this moment (still a top-selling game), this feels like poor timing on their end.

You people (Witcher 3 haters) need to be exiled to an island somewhere. You can’t be trusted. 

My mind is pretty right and I will order Nintendo’s online service on Day 1. $20 a year is dandy compared to other consoles (albeit with a less impressive “free” library), and a must if you play Splatoon 2, Odyssey online stuff, Smash Bros., etc.

If I love AC: Origins but don’t care for AC 3 (the last one I played prior to Origins), will I like Syndicate? The setting interests me but I fear I’ll miss all the quality of life improvements introduced in Origins. I have a key for Black Flag too. Start there and see how that goes?