Ah, Tofurkey. You're right; it's horrible. There are some pretty tasty fake meats (never as tasty as actual meat of course) but Tofurky isn't one of them.

Cancel the Oscars? And miss another opportunity to watch Trump work himself into a lather over what a movie star thinks of him? Hell no! I can't wait to watch him lose his shit on Twitter.

My sister has a big fat cat named Sheldon and the name is perfect for him too.

The only happy childhood food memory I have is eating eclairs from the Bay View bakery in Milwaukee with my grandfather. I don't know what I would have done with that, because desserts are usually the kiss of death on Top Chef.

I wonder what you could have possibly eaten in a vegan restaurant that didn't seem "real food".

I don't understand why liberals would be against Starbucks hiring refugees, if that's what you meant by "snowflakes".

I don't even think that tomatoes belong in there.

I've tried them both, and Clamato tastes nothing like pussy.

Really? I see it being used constantly— like, multiple times in every thread on a political topic I've ever read. I've had it directed at me many times. It's always coming from someone on the right who thinks its a clever insult.

Kirsten Gillibrand?

For the love of god, what do we have to do to convince the Democratic Party to grow a pair? This election wasn't enough?

The glass is what makes it.

There would have to be a ball gag involved.

Any neighborhood taqueria is better than Chipotle. Taco Bell is something I would only eat if I was starving and there was no other option, not even a stale granola bar in the bottom of my purse.

"Too old" for funky reading glasses? What is the correct age for that?

I used to make batches of it every morning for a sandwich shop in Vancouver. Grapes (cut in half), mayo, almonds, celery, Spike seasoning. Still my favorite version.

I thought so too. http://www.hollywoodreporte…

I thought it was odd that she would assume that he ignored her because of her looks. Maybe he's just rude.

Sorry. It's hard to know these days.

Me too.