He probably thought carrying 8 power forwards on their roster was a poor idea.

As always, any transaction that involves the Knicks is a loss for both sides.

According to her instagram, Joanna Jędrzejczyk is currently campaigning to fill in for Nunes. 

This is so damn perfect. I give it about two months before Lukaku’s moodiness kicks in and he buckles under Mourinho’s “man-management”, and he is pronounced as yet another disastrously expensive signing, followed by renewed calls for Mourinho to go. I love every bit of this.

Has anyone considered that Brazilian players jerking people off might be a solution to the country’s abandoned stadium woes?

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Put the Bulls front office in a trash can.

Bulls got hosed. The T’Wolves got Jimmy Butler by moving back a few slots in the first round and giving up their backup PG and a guy coming off a torn ACL. I thought Butler would get you more than that.

Nah. McGregor is a loud mouth, Mayweather is actual human garbage. The ideal outcome is Mayweather finishes the night with a feeding tube.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

this is what happens when you teach kids with common core

Because there are between 3 and 4 spots available, so the percentage should be between 300% - 400% based on the expected chance the 4th place team beats the 5th place team from Asia.

You’re right, hipster is the wrong word.

Ewww you’d better not be a booster for my school with that attitude.

So, like, this trip wasn’t quite hipster enough for you?

Let’s revisit the part where DasSnaus said:

It’s not a bad thing per se, it’s just incredible hypocrisy about athletes and money.

Well, they could have done nothing instead, like 95% of the other football programs.