Redford’s Rookie Ranking:

I love a good crash of rhinos. Also, a group of tigers is referred to as either a “streak” or an “ambush”

We’re done here.

This is spot on. You can also add Paulinho for 17M to that list. Despite selling him to a Chinese club, they still had to take a loss. That is amazing.

So yeah, that little factoid that none of their starting XI cost more than 15M is really just saying that Tottenham have never made a big money move that has worked…

Buying Eric Dier for £2 million while Sporting were being run by a herd of mountain goats was maybe the biggest steal in the Prem save Mahrez.

What happened to Billy “Voting is for Squares” Haisley?

My dream is for Tottenham to finish second; it guarantees an Arsenal title.

I really don’t think Arsenal fans should be laughing at anyone.

The title is still Chelsea’s to lose—but if they do, Tottenham look best positioned to take it from them.

Because White Hart Lane is 118 years old.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

One of the most important aspects of being an American EPL fan is trying to talk like a British person when you’re talking about the soccerfootball. It’s very #authentic.

If they’re one of the top clubs, in the top soccer league in the world, then why does their stadium scoreboard look like something I’d expect to see at your average high school football game in Mississippi?

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

Hey Favre did it too and threw like 5 TD passes on MNF

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

I am a Cowboys fan and I wasn’t all that sad when it was over. I mean, what can you do? Rodgers was just out of his mind and there was no way to defend him. It was amazing and there is no way to begrudge them winning the game.

The thought of going home to Olivia Munn is enough to inspire any man to greatness.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father