Remember I see the word “thrice”, I always think of this. Every damn time.

The most tragic line was Jimmy Smits saying he’s going home to Alderaan...

“Are You Kidding Me? I’m Blind.”

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

I thought someone would get out alive. Maybe have them show up really old in the next couple movies or something. Then I read that they specifically said Rogue One would not get a sequel, and it made a little more sense.

The only thing I really hated was the bad Vader choke line. He’s not Mr Freeze, he shouldn’t be doing choke puns.

I went into it with this expectation but didn’t think they had the guts.

Wait was I the only one who expected them all to die?

I walked out of the movie with my brother, got into the car, turned to him and said, “They fucking killed everyone. I bet that guy sitting next to me with his 10-year-old is going to have fun explaining that.”

Then the plans went to idiots Luke and Han . Who got medals for their bumbling drunkenly through life.

1) if I played basketball, I would do whatever I could to play for Gregg Popovich.

Fuck

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

Why? It worked out fine for them. Do you think they should politely decline the payoff spot?

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

Bugle Boy Polo Shirt isn’t a shirt for a dapper man, or a suave man, or a man who values his appearance. It’s a shirt for a man who has resigned himself to dad-dom, so much so that he goes on a nationally televised cooking program looking like a children’s mannequin from 1993 that was hit by Rich Moranis’ enlarging…

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

Oh my God, that header gif! Yes!