This needs to become a tradition. Like the octopus in Detroit.

That is the worst sentence I’ve ever read.

Yep, you’re old.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

Don’t ask how they got it in.

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

“God hates Aggs”

Remind me, how many Canadian teams made the NHL playoffs last season?

Let’s not forget

Here in America we call all Stanley Cup champ teams since 1994 not from Canada :p

You’re one of those huh? I bet you hear about someone getting in a car accident and talk about how you’ve seen worse rollovers where the driver walked away. get outta here.

There’s always one.

Some of his best work has been done while off the ice.

Any Stars fan will tell you, the puck always goes in when Turco is on the ice.

LET ME DREAM OF PULISIC AND RASHFORD!

Pulisic needs to stay where he will play. It’s too soon for him to go to Barca.

What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.