Ahhh the Homer!

I'm just shocked that Uruguay only won by the skin of their teeth.

Fact: Buttman in Brazil has been way more educational about Brazilian Culture than National Geographic ever was.

I, for one, wanted more timely Lisbon earthquake jokes.

+100 on the BRING BACK OUR GIRLS line being used on the wrong African country, and then promptly talking about the correct one a couple paragraphs later.

I just like how everyone's name on this team sounds like a foreigner on Game of Thrones.

I'm not disputing that, but I really think that guy has been the best Super Sub we've had over the last 3 years. He's one of the only guys on the team who is totally unpredictable and can shred a defense (but he also wastes ALOT of chances too). I hope he gets his head on straight soon and can make it to the World Cup…

The only thing that would make this better is if he walked into the press conference with Chumbawamba blaring.

Hahaha this x100. The haterade cooled down after he did alright in the Gold Cup last year and did well in the Mexico game... but it shall return.

I figured that he simply jacked Brek Shea's spot. Guess it applied to Lando too.

True story: After World Cup '94, my mom took 8 year old me to get a haircut and I asked specifically for the Cobi Jones haircut and the hairdresser just laughed at me for 5 minutes straight. Probably had something to do with me being a chubby kid with a Dick Tracy style flat top.

Looks like Klinsmann went young in general. Surprised that Brooks and Yedlin made the team. Plus Mix Diskerud is there. Looks like he's already planning ahead for 2018.

I am mesmerized by the banner GIF at the top. It completely reverses the classic conception of "sucking ass" into an ass that's actually doing the sucking. How poetic.

Seconded. Everyone always seems to talk about "Dream House", but I think every other song is better. Especially "Vertigo" which is my favorite, since its like Explosions in the Sky, Converge and Agalloch had a baby. Of course, when I saw them in concert 2 weeks ago, that was the only track they didn't play (damn 14…