I watched the Accord coupe got fatter and taller and now gone since the early 90s. Yesterday I walked out to the parking lot, and saw a visitor with a new Civic next to my car and was literally like... wow the Civic got fat and tall...

darn it but Hertz buys them all the time! I need to select my rentals more carefully next time. Note to self, always ask for the Camry.

oh wow... clearly I need to reconsider where I go snowboarding...

what are the rich assholes doing over there?

you had me until the price... I have been riding a Grom since it came out but that is pretty much my experience with “motorcycle” how much of a jump is this, is there a Grom like dirt bike that is street legal near that price range?  

expensive gadgets that makes people feel good about themselves.

my gift to whoever’s wedding it is... is simply not drinking all the alcohol.

all the electronic boards will have the sign VSC flashing it will flash green when you can resume speed, you will also be told by your team and on your steering wheel.

haha was just at the hotel inside Yosemite, they make you sign after promising you removed all food from vehicle.

can’t believe they charge for this...

put a fine on it so they can’t afford a car, but let them keep a license.

the above is a parody of Sisqo - Thong / a song...

Thongs saves lives... sing it with me...
Duh dun duh
That thong thong thong thong thong
Oh that Halo so scandalous
I swear another driver couldn’t handle it
When you driving that thing like whose the ish
With a look in your eyes so devilish ohhhh

we give it to the french for free... FREE

wait... how the hell... isn’t the blades and the fuel rod parallel to each other?

also if you are buying something bigger than 100 bucks... join the membership so you can use the coupon... pretty obvious and this is lifetime membership anyways, you get your membership money right back...

also if you are buying something bigger than 100 bucks... join the membership so you can use the coupon... pretty…

Kawhi won’t be having a go on Durant... he can shut down Klay or Curry but Durant... naw.

after pulling into his final stop safely without making any further mistake, he promptly got on full knees and begged for forgiveness from the departing passengers. Passengers all deem the crime too excessive, robbing them of 35 seconds of fun time at Nishi Akashi Station. He quickly stripped out of his shirt and…

you were charged 2.45 for one only no apology needed.

also those usually also don’t report all their “cash” earnings.